CLEAT HILL!
Herein lie Those who gave a full measure of their devotion in the Service of Nuffle. (Plus some brokendown has-beens who quit the sport in order to Coach).
Total SPPs	Name	Position		Status	Skills	Team
29	Julian	#11	Thrower	Dead	Pass, Stand Firm, Hail Mary Pass, Block, -1ST	Phillidelphia Faggots
23	The Man Eating Cow	#2	Bull Centaur	Dead	Sprint, Sure Feet, Thick Skull, +1 AG, BLOCK, MAGIC HELMET	Chaos City Villains
23	Qwyk-Iam	#5	Saurus	Dead	Block, +1 MA	Axlotl Loco
21	Shee-Ayte	#14	Skink	Dead	Dodge, Stunty, Block, Side Step	Axlotl Loco
18	Tu	#2	Skink	Retired	Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Catch, -1 ST	Axlotl Loco
16	The Inhuman Ton	#2	Star Minotaur	Dead	Horns, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull	Chaos City Villains
10	Thrakkorzog	#4	Blocker	Dead	Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, +1 ST	Chaos City Villains
10	Zap Oberwald	#13	Blitzer	Retired	Block (PEAKED)	Griff Oberwald Experience
9	Blue Tail Was Doom	#13	Saurus	Dead		Axlotl Loco
7	S'makican	#3	Saurus	Dead	+1 MA	Axlotl Loco
7	Con Oberwald	#6	Lineman	Dead	BLOCK	Griff Oberwald Experience
6	Roxanne Darknail	#14	Star Witch Elf	Dead	Block, Dodge, Frenzy, Jump Up, Leap, Sprint	Venom Pit
6	Ayt	#8	Skink	Dead	Dodge, Stunty, Catch	Axlotl Loco
5	Multiple Santa	#12	Hobgoblin	Dead		Chaos City Villains
5		#15	Saurus	Dead		Axlotl Loco
5		#9	Wardancer	Dead	Block, Dodge, Leap	Phillidelphia Faggots
5	Lance Oberwald	#13	Blitzer	Dead	Block	Griff Oberwald Experience
4	Ector	#4	Peasant	Dead		Representatives of Gelderland
4	Viper	#6	Lineman	Dead		Venom Pit
3		#4	Catcher	Dead	Catch, Dodge	Phillidelphia Faggots
2	Tiffany Minx	#9		Retired	Block, Dodge	DVDA's Feverous Beavers
2	Bee Twin	#11	Hobgoblin	Dead		Chaos City Villains
2	Tu II	#2	Skink	Dead	Dodge, Stunty	Axlotl Loco
2	Lagny-Master at Arms	#13	Realm Knight	Dead	Block, Stand Firm	Representatives of Gelderland
2	Tiffany Minx	#9	Blitzer	Retired	Block, Dodge	DVDA's Feverous Beavers
2		#6	Lineman	Dead		Griff Oberwald Experience
1	Jay Mewes	#2	Chaos Warrior	Dead		the Azure Flames
0	Stevie	#2	Lineman	Dead		Phillidelphia Faggots
0	Dante Hicks	#1	Chaos Warrior	Dead		the Azure Flames
0	Jocelyn	#9	Peasant	Dead		Representatives of Gelderland
0	Marilyn Chambers	#3	Thrower	Dead	Dodge, Pass	DVDA's Feverous Beavers
0	Ander Oberwald	#3	Lineman	Retired		Griff Oberwald Experience
0	Peter Hardwood	#2	Star Treeman	Dead	Block, Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate	Phillidelphia Faggots
0	Phython	#8	Lineman	Retired		Venom Pit
0	John Thatcher	#8	Peasant	Retired		Representatives of Gelderland
0	I, Arthur	#13	Hobgoblin	Dead		Chaos City Villains
0	Blue Tail Of Doom's Little Bro	#15	Saurus	Dead		Axlotl Loco
0	Proto Clown	#3	Blocker	Retired	Block, Tackle, Thick Skull (niggled)	Chaos City Villains
0	El Seed	#5	Blocker	Retired	Block, Tackle, Thick Skull (niggled)	Chaos City Villains
0	Peter	#5	Peasant	Dead		Representatives of Gelderland
0	Hornet	#9	Lineman	Dead		Venom Pit