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Bravos Get Ruined

The Lizardmen were hungry for little hairy men from the start of the match till the very end. 
Starting with a stillborn blitz attempt when they kicked to the Bravos.  Early blocking efforts by
the Razor Backs Saurusi seemed to backfire in the beggining, but by the end of the first half two
Dwarves were bad hurt while a single skink was mangled.  The score was tied one to one.  The Second
half hitting was more to the Ruiners liking.  Seizing upon their slight numerical superiority the
Lizards quickly set themselves up for the score then did a little clock grinding to shaft the
Bravos.  After forcing the touchdown the dwarves attempt at tying things up ends with a lizard play
that literally stunned the Boulder Bashers immobile, long enough for the play to be shut down. 
Harshly.  The score two to one for the Razor Backed Ruiners.
The Boulder Bashing Bravos have abducted their first cheerleader(Bathilda).  They say her training
will be vigorous and long due to an unusually strong will.

His cards=extra training, razzle dazzle, merchandizing.  My cards="spear and" magic helmet, will.