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Bashed and Bruised and out of the race

Now that the lynch mobs have dissolved a bewildered and thoroughly disheartened team of Dwarves has
come out of hiding to answer reporters questions.

"I have no idea how the Snowballs held up to us.  I mean this team was fired up and ready, but when
it came down too it it was like hitting brick walls.  I know I was hitting them with everything I
had with all the help you could ever wish for, and I couldn't create a gap in their defenses big
enough for a mouse to squeak through."  A forthcoming Brimstone replied to our question.  Brimstone
plays in the 10th position on the Boulder Bashing Bravos team, a one time MVP blitzer in the college
leagues.  "We have no idea where coach Barnstormer went after the game.  He was nice enough to hide
us in the cellar, then he took off with the cheerleaders.  We thought he was going to have a... you
know... a last dance before the mob got him.  Now we cant find any of them, the teams carriages, and
treasury are all gone"

There you have it fans, not only are the Boulder Bashing Bravos out of this years contending, but
they are also leading the efforts to find and exact revenge against their former head coach
Balaclava Barnstormer.


I bet the Skaven will take this trophy!

Congrats to Tim for his victory!!!!