"I don't know how five guys in rags kept eleven Dwarves with the best armor around all tied up like
that, but they did.  We couldn't hardly get at the little bony guys in back. I have to admit that
I'm not used to anyone busting up our cages and taking the ball away from us.  It just ain't
natural.  Now if you'll excuse me I have to hide from the fans it sounds like the mob is breaking
through the gates again."
                       Boulder Bashing Bravos head coach Bugsy Bloat just before earning his second
'Fastest Fat Dwarf' award this season