Shortly after the Bravos loss to the Halflings of Circus Circus, police were called in to
discourage a mob around head coach Bugsy Bloats mansion.  The two hours it took the Dwarven cops to
traverse two blocks found no evidence of a mob or riots in the vicinity.  What they did find was the
heads of Bugsy Bloat and his four Ogre body guards mounted on top of the gates in front of Bugsy's
home, no traces of any bodies have been located as of yet.  Autopsies found the smell of beer and
urine on all the remains so the coroners ruled death by natural causes for all five cadaverless heads.

   BBB fans should not worry about the team being leaderless this close to the playoffs though.  It
appears that coach Balaklava Barnstormer of Diggers University has accepted the job.  He was
practically moving into the vacant Bloat mansion before police removed the remains of the former coach.

   In a brief interview I asked coach Balaklava if he could lead the Boulder Bashing Bravos to
victory this close to the end of the season.  His response was:
   "F@@@@ yea!  You know this team hated their last coach.  But I think I've already got these guys
eatin' outta my hand.  Not only am I letting 'em take turns with the cheerleaders, but I'm offerin'
'em a chance to take home some body parts of Bu... someone they didn't like if they play well.  All
these boys need is some incentive!"