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Cocks Finaly Get One Off

The Circus came to Dicksburg and left unhappy.  After a dismal start to their season the Cocks came 
to this game looking to score, and score they did, over and over and over.  Pounding the halflings 
with brutal intensity, thrusting downfield, and showcasing their long game.  Everything fans expect 
from their Cocks but haven't been getting.  

Thrower John Thomas was hitting all night which is fortunate because his relief thrower Miles Long 
was ejected early on when an official caught him trying to light a treeman on fire. His recievers 
were also in top form with both catchers pulling in touchdown passes, #3 Little Willy also scored a 
defensive TD picking up a dropped ball and running it.  Blitzer Snake Spitz was also having a 
dominating game smashing halflings all over the field.  Surprisingly the MVP was none of these, 
despite making no notable individual plays, lineman Lo Wang was unanimously voted most valuable 
player because of his constant eagerness to give every Cock a hand.

Breaking News
Dicksburg management has announced that in a special deal they have signed Veteran blitzer Harry
Ballzack away from the Wangsville Meat Weasels for a sum of 90,000 gold coins. In an interview with
this reporter Ballzack announced "I grew up in Diksburg and have always wanted to be a Cock, now I
am a Cock, and I plan to be the biggest Cock of them all."