Knobby Schwanz:  Nurgles Bleeding Bollocks, that was a fine game!

Cabalvision: Uh..sir you lost

Knobby: Of course we lost you durn fool knucklehead, those dead boys is tops of their conference.  
I'm just glad we came out in one piece...well they did kill old Red but he weren't worth much 
anyhoo.

Cabalvision: So what went wrong with this match?

Knobby:  Wrong? Sheeeooot nothin' went wrong, we was bustin' dem mummies up real horroshow like, 
but they just kept putting their heads back on and going back to work, whatchugunnadoo.  Now it 
didn't do us much good that Rooster and Wang went and got caught doin' the dirty, and was tossed 
out but whatchagunnado? If a mummy is on the ground yas' stomps hims right?  We played us a strong 
game 'gainst a strong team and looked good doin it, this teams comin' together, startin to look 
like pros.

Cabalvision: So how did you prepare for this match up?

Knobby:  Well we had extra training all week, an I bought one o' them fancy magic healing sponges 
just in case..too bad they don't work on the dead.  We also had about 7000 fans show up with nice 
big 
bone busting rocks in their pockets, but someone ratted us out and the refs wouldn't let em' in.

Cabalvision:  You do know that is a rules violation?

Knobby:  (Doubles over with laughter)

Cabalvision: So How do you feel about next weeks prospects?

Knobby:  Hmmph! Well them Dark Elves is slippery sons o' harpies, but we got us some stone killers 
and I think will make a show of it.  Nice to see our blockers comin' along, Johnson is still 
boneheaded as ever, but we learned him to pick up the ball without trying to eat it, and we got him 
schooled on laceing up his boots so he aint falling all over....looks like he might jus' do more 
than stand around throwing punches.

Cabalvision: Well thanks for the interview coach, good luck.

Knobby:  Happy to do it son, and you tell your readers, if I find the Nuffle forsaken scalawag what 
stole our winnings he is gunna be ogre poop.