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Standing Firm in Second Place

We suffered more casualties in this game than any other.
 
Although we inflicted no casualties of our own,
 
We got two of their fouling gits thrown out of the game.
 
Borak was killed, then seriously injured, then
  
Thrown out for fouling a dwarf.
  
It was that kind of game.
  
Not very satisfying, but at least we won.
 
We stand firm in a three way tie for second place in our division.



Recap:

Won 50,000 gold

+1 Fan Factor
  
Nobody learned anything
 
So bought a stinkin' Beastman Assassin.



Coach's commentary:
  
"I don't know how we do it