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Tuskers feel luck o' the Khornish

  
It was a desperate situation.
 
Game tied 1-1, and the ball just outside of the opposing end zone.

After two turns of hitting
 
Our newly-signed assassin picked up the ball,

ran up the field,
 
went for it twice
 
handed it off
  
To a Chaos Warrior

who went for it twice

And scored the game winning TD as time expired.
 
There is a 31.7% chance of this succeeding.
  
That may not sound like much, but we wouldn't have had a chance

If the Stampede hadn't failed to pick up the ball twice.
 
Theres only an 11% chance of that happening.
 
Then they missed two two go-for-its.

There's only a 2.7% chance of that happening.

The scales of fortune tipped in our favor.

And we advance to the Semi's.
 


Recap:

$50,000 game income
  
Chaos Warrior #12 gets +1 AG, now known as "Mr. Elf"
  
+1 Fan Factor
  
Mr. Claw was seriously injured and will miss next game

No purchases



Coach's commentary:
  
"The tide of fickle fortune ebbed and flowed, but gushed in our direction toward the end.  
  
Completing plays that would make an elf blush is becoming our trademark.  Now I get a chaos warrior 


with Agility 4?  What's next, pointy-ear mutations?"