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Korne Tuskers attempt to win a game, fail.

They had a golden opportunity.

The TD in sight, with nary a dark elf to prevent it.
  
Then the ball exploded.
 
The game was soon over.
 
Through this defeat, Neighbrayska now knows
  
That they are incapable of damaging
 
Things as pathetic as evil pointy-eared gits.

They hang their horned heads in shame.
 
Thinking:  will Orcs be any easier?
 
The answer is no.
 


Recap:

Income of 90K.
 
Beastman #7 out next game with Groin Strain
  
Chaos Warrior will return.
 
Beastman #5 learns "Mighty Blow" skill.  Hence to be known as "Smash".
  
Bought Chaos Warrior, no wait!  A MINOTAUR.  Yeah!
 


Coach's commentary:  "Yes!  Our inability to cause casualties will lull teams into a false sense of 


security."