Orcs are green things

That can beat the crap out of you

They caused five casualties to this Chaos team
  
Including one kill

Orcs are pretty tough

But even Elves cause a casualty now and then
 
Can Chaos inflict a casualty?
 
Can Chaos score a touchdown?
  
Can Chaos win a game?

Khorne says No.

It is a sad day when Orcs pity you so much

That they donate their apothecary.
  


Recap:

No star player points scored
  
40,000 income + 40,000 from Demo Game card

Beastman learns "Sure Hands" skill, and is now named "Claw"
 
-1 Fan Factor
  


Coach's commentary:  "Can't win 'em all... or even complete a pass, it seems."