A sad tale of lament:

Three beastmen fell by the third turn of the game.
 
Two more and a Minotaur were gone by the end.

At least two players were KO'd at all times
  
Even Borak spent time in the box.

Our big hand guy failed to pick up the ball.
 
And the chaos warrior missed a rerolled go-for-it
  
To give up the game-losing TD.

The team held a player strike to get more money.

But 10,000 was all the treasury held.
  
This bunch can't do anything right.
 


Recap:

-10K for player strike
  
+70K income
 
no purchases

nobody learned a damn thing



Coach's commentary:  "This team needs help.  Anyone got a magic helmet?  Healing scroll?  Anything?"