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Tuskers Rewarded for Streaking

Victory was assured, because
  
We won the opening coin toss.
 


Recap:

90K income
  
+1 FF
 
#13 Chaos Warrior learns Block, Stand Firm now known as "Mr. Fixit"
  
#3 Beastman learns Block, Frenzy and dubbed "Mr. Fury"

Mr. Muscle learns Block
 
No purchases... yet.
 


Coach's commentary:
  
"Not to downplay the effort there on the field, but this team won because of me.  Yes, me!  First, 

 
I manage to get us an extra reroll with Brilliant Coaching, then I set up a perfect defense.  After 


that, the Amazons were too depleted to give us a serious go.

 Additionally, my super-genius training techniques once again paid dividends, as two beastmen 
  
comleted passes for extra skills.

 Yep, I'd say I'm the best thing about this team.
  
 I've got to work on that Minotaur, who went wild four times in the first half.  It was 
  
annoying, but we managed to dodge bullets and injury.
 
 Morale is pretty high right now, unlike the Fatales, whose Doom and Gloom in the second half 
  
produced several turnovers.  In spite of that, however, they did manage to get a last-turn TD on 
  
the back of Oberwald.  We were fortunate it took that long for him to find his game, because he 

could have easily erased a one-point lead.

 Next week we're hoping a victory will produce a four-way tie in our conference.  If the BBCS 
  
(Blood Bowl Computing Sorcerers) see things my way, we'll be in the National Championship game in 
 
spite of our four losses.  Go big red!"