First off, whoever runs the front office for the Jack-Booted Govt. Thugs should be watching their 
 
backs, because whatever moron scheduled the game for High Noon under a blazing sun is a complete 
  
moron.  It doesn't take a psychic to see a Dark Elf Assassin in that chumps' future.  This game was 


pathetic, as the Thugs showed no skill, talent, or desire to win the game.  Ineptitude could not 
  
have found a closer cousin in this match.  The only highlight was when the lowly Lineman Sprik 
 
Anklebiter got the drop on the Despised Ones star Chaos Dwarf Blocker and put him out of the match 

 
an into the Pain Cave.  Naturally Sprik was named the MVP for the Thugs amidst a sea of futility.  

 
The results of this match have this sports writer wondering if the Thugs could even lay the smack 
 
down on a wet paper bag full of two week old kittens.