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Thugs Posse Lays the Smack Down

  
The Jack-Booted Govt. Thugs actually showed up to play, and in true thug-like fashion they laid the 


smack down and placed their jack boots firmly in the arse of the human team called the Silver 
  
Griffons.  Brasco Montoya, Targ Elfslayer, and Varag Ghoulchewer each recorded kills during the 

match.  Both Sprik Anklebiter and Krug scord TD's for the Govt. Thugs in this match as well.  It 
  
was also amazing to see Krug actually work out his arm as he completed three passes even though he 

 
fumbled and doinked two times during the match.  Surely Krug's accuracy will improve after his 
 
workout this game, if not I would imagine the Dark Elf assassin sent after the front office manager 


last week will find his way to Krug's locker shortly thereafter.  For the second match in a row 

Grendel Thunderbutt sat most of the game on the bench after being knocked out early in the first 
  
half.  Seems to be a whole lot of butt and not much thunder if you ask me.  The match MVP for the 
 
Thugs has to be Dookie Buttmuncher though, for nary has an orc every had a large sack beating by 
  
the opposing teams' ogre than what Dookie took in this match.  Overall, it looked as if the Thugs 
 
actually wanted to play this time.  We'll see if that lasts next week when they return to 

divisional play.