(from the Pansy Press - CPI):
A new season has popped off to a most excellent start. Our boys were as ready as a 12
layer double chocolate Old World torte on St Smithens Day! The Stadium concessions were
simply stocked to the brim with a plethora of savory treats that'd warm the cockles of the
even the grumpiest Sourgirdle. This years laydown of Old Southfarthing may be the best
brew we've seen in years. I must say the Schlaagenwurst were heaven on the bun! That
Spicy mustard was absolutely to die for! The omens all point another season of the most
scrumptious tailgating as the Moot has ever seen! Rumors of limited supply of sticky buns
twice caused such a rush that the rioting fans actually held up the game for 8 Turns!
Oh yes, we won the game. I didn't actually see it as I was enjoying seconds at the Sugar
Cakes stand, but I hear it was spectacular (the cakes sure were!).
Roster Moves:
Hired #13
Hired #14
Spam learns Catch
Injury Report:
none <--- !!!!
Commentary from da Coach: Short game favors Halflings (naturally). My only card,
Time Warp let's us score in the first half. A completed turn 8 Thrown Team mate
wins the game!
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