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Darkelfs a Riot

(from the Pansy Press  - CPI):
  
A new season has popped off to a most excellent start.  Our boys were as ready as a 12 
layer double chocolate Old World torte on St Smithens Day!  The Stadium concessions were 
simply stocked to the brim with a plethora of savory treats that'd warm the cockles of the 
even the grumpiest Sourgirdle.  This years laydown of Old Southfarthing may be the best 
brew we've seen in years.   I must say the Schlaagenwurst were heaven on the bun!  That 
Spicy mustard was  absolutely to die for!    The omens all point another season of the most 
scrumptious tailgating as the Moot has ever seen!   Rumors of limited supply of sticky buns 
twice caused such a rush that the rioting fans actually held up the game for 8 Turns! 

Oh yes,  we won the game. I didn't actually see it as I was enjoying seconds at the Sugar 
Cakes stand, but I hear it was spectacular (the cakes sure were!).

    
Roster Moves:
  • Hired #13
  • Hired #14
  • Spam learns Catch
  • Injury Report:
  • none <--- !!!!
  • Commentary from da Coach: Short game favors Halflings (naturally). My only card, Time Warp let's us score in the first half. A completed turn 8 Thrown Team mate wins the game!