from the Pansy Press - CPI):
Roster Moves:
Freebooted freshmeat #10
Orlon gains Sure Feet
Tobo learns to Sprint
Tim Benzadrine becomes a Dirty Player.
Injury Report:
Spam is out.
Sorehead - DEEEAATHHHHH!
Arrowroot - DEEEAATHHHHH!
Commentary from da Coach: I had pretty good fortune this game. My cards were
OK, Magic Pills, a great card for a slow team, and Mine!. I played the Pills
on the opening drive, which in combination with a touch back, got the ball to a treeman. Zug
failed (on 4 dice) to take him down on the one real defensive opportunity. Numerous Blitzes
got him in the End Zone with the rare Treeman TD. Norse score on counter attack. Orlon
goes up and over thanks to a picture perfect toss by Deeproot. Second half looks like it'll be
a repeat of the first Norse drive, but wait Barkley rolls a 6 on his nuisance dodge into 3
tackle zones, he goes for it and takes down the catcher. Ball is tossed right back into the
line of scrimage, both teams have it for a second, Tobo breaks from the pack and survives
the desperation blitz. We go up 3-1 and the game is basically over. Chris did a nice job of
bluffing me on a Double Cross, delaying my Mine deployment until the next Kickoff. It works
and I had a chance to lock up the game for good by having one of my agile trees attempt the
pickup- failed and it looked like the Norse were going to have a easy score. Deeproot rolls a
6 on a nuisance dodge, Go-for-it, Blitz! Another takedown of a block/dodge catcher! Ball
squirts around, taking enough ticks off the clock to seal the victory (despite the Norse getting
a second TD)
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