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Griff Carries Halflings to Final!

Roster Moves:
  • Freebooted 3 Hobbits
  • Injury Report:
  • Goddam Killed
  • Tim Benzadrine has a Smashed collarbone (-1ST) apothecary failed
  • Commentary from da Coach: Newly Hired Griff runs roughshod over Deadites. Halflings cycling thru so fast I can't even remember their names. Banana Peel is the difference, as I snagged his kickoff and never looked back