Breaking News!
(Altdorf - cpi)

League officials are looking into allegations recently filed by Player's Union representatives 
that some teams are manipulating the Salary Cap by not offering  coaching positions to 
retiring players as is customary.   Said one visibly saddened unidentified player (who
had been recently fired from an unnamed league leading team): "Braaaaaiinnnsszzzz ...".  
   
Word from the league front offices is that while they feel this manuever is 'probably' legal, the 
legendary Judge Nnep has been appointed to look into the matter. The Commissioner 
refused to answer reporters questions and could be seen poring over the Charter with his 
characteristic glower. 

 In Other News   

  (from the Pansy Press  - CPI):
    
For those faint-hearted-fair-weather fans of Old World Cuisine who neglected to make this 
stop on the Magical Mystery Tour - they missed out indeed. Only 18,000 brave gourmands 
signed up for the tour couches as they swept into the dark were-wolf infested forests for this 
weeks matchup.  

No one went away hungry as we dined upon deadite dishes gallore.  It's seems that almost 
all of their various entrees where served with a spicy chutney of a thing they called 'Head 
Cheese', which oddly wasn't creamy at all.   If you go there, I'd recommend the Blood 
Pudding.   The only thing negative I'd pass on is that some of their meats weren't exactly 
fresh (and I could never actually identify what it was - the waiter said it was "long pig"), and 
often there'd be grit in the food as if they accidentally included some dirt, but maybe that was 
just my portion.   I can't exactly say what the outcome of the Bloodbowl thingy was, as I was 
unavoidably detained.  Through some trouble with my translator, when I asked to see the 
chef, I was taken back to the kitchen and put in a pot as the stew of the day!!  Boy was my 
face red!  

      
Roster Moves:
#13 Legolam Killed!
Hired #6 Moxie the Swift
Tobo learns a skill
Gimlet learns a skill
     
Injury Report:
Gnarls Barkley:  Broken Jaw (@#@$%** Apothecary!)
Spam:  Pinched Nerve
Bromosel:  Smashed Knee is considering hanging up the cleats
      
Commentary from da Coach:   Oakley missed yet another game.  Rolled an average 
of 1.8/die when figuring the gate.  I bet I kept that going during the game as I couldn't seem 
to roll anything but ones and twos.  Deeproot had another stellar performance, 5 cas/2 KIA's 
he's averaging 3 Casualties a game, is on pace to surpass Mykal Jorgansen's record of 22 
in a season.