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In the Void....

(from the Pansy Press  - CPI):
   
Roster Moves:
   

Injury Report:
Cursed #6 player jersey claims another......
  
Commentary from da Coach:  Kevin had a 4-2 card advantage, with several good 
ones, including Under Scrutiny.   My cards were not so much.  My Rakarth's Spell 
of Petty Spite didn't work in the two times it took to get the Stabby -Stabby ejected.  I had 
Get'em Lads which would have been nice but the darkelfs couldn't injure even a 
halfling!   I had some shots but, despite 3 DE 2xSkulls and a Witch Elf's snake-eyed dodge, I 
couldn't get anything going.  Wouldn't have mattered as he had Take a Dive and  
Rakarth's  Obliteration waiting to stop any scoring opportunities.