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Serpents slither out win vs the Meanies

The Serpents were pumped up for this one.  They came out strong and stayed tough through-out the 
game.  The Meanies on the other hand started out pounding, but when they left the game they just 
never wanted to come back.  I think they came in thinking "easy win" and had a slap of reality put 
to them.  They woke up late in the game, but it was too little too late for them this time.  MVP 
went to Burzdul Da Masochist this week.  When asked his thoughts of why he won the MVP today since 
he really didnt do anything, his response was, "Well, Burzdul intimidate da refs through-out da 
games, make Burzdul think dat it work on team also while dae vote MVP".  Later he added, "Seems 
work gud to Burzdul!" /nod.  Note of the game:  Again Burzdul was asked to leave and again he 
refused and yet the refs didnt argue too hard.  Would you?

OUTA GAME -- He has argued getting thrown out and won 5 of 6 times in these first three games.