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High Elves Brought Low

A record setting crowd settled in to watch the season finale between the league leading Dem Bones 
vs the visiting High Elf from way up north.  The rabid endzone cheering section, known as the  
Boners, were all standing up straight from the start of the game all the way to the half.  The 
deadites lost the coin toss, but Skeletor had the Blitz on, and the highoctane elf offense was put 
into neutral.  Still when you have Lucien on your team it's pretty hard to get bottled up for 
long.  Soon he was breaking away deep into boner territory.  He came up short tho as the deadites 
went all out and Count Scapula was able to knock the shifty elf star down. Soon the ball was headed 
the other way, and the elves could only throw themselves futilely at the stronger guys from down 
under(the dirt). 


The day belonged to Skeleton lineman Soupbone who racked up an unbelievable 6 casualties, using his 
wiley Pro moves.


Box Score
ScoreCasualtiesKills
2-19-11-1
Roster Moves: FF: +1 Count Scapula sucked up his third MVP. Fibula Rolled Doubles (Dodge?) Trombone learned Block L'Idoit Trois learned Block Hired #5, Medulla Oblongata, Ghoul Injury Report: none Commentary from da Coach: Could it be that Dirty Player is a broken skill? Soupbone had six casualties in one game.... Rolled a one for cards, but with the handicap I still got two, Hide the Ball (left unused) and Merchandizing which paid for another re-roll. He had Time Warp which allowed him to score, and I'll Get You which tossed Rhamaket for the second half. Game started with a Blitz!, at which point I wrote "game over" in my notebook.