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Coach Explodes in Post-game Cabalvision Conference

After Dem Bones blew a dominating performance, volatile necromancer Skeletor snaps at the gathered 
press corps.

"They are what we thought they were." said a visibly deranged Skeletor, "We played them in 
preseason. Who the hell picks a third game in preseason like it's [meaningless]? We played them in 
the third [exhibition] game. Everybody played three quarters."

"That's why we took the damn field.", he went on, "The Sauveurs are who we thought they were!, Now, 
if you want to crown them, then crown (them)! But they are who we thought they were! And we let 
them off the hook!"    He then decapitated a scribe for the Altdorf Times, sucked the souls out of 
two photogs trying to hastily sketch his grim vissage, and stormed out of the conference chamber 
into the night.

Box Score
ScoreCasualtiesKills
0-16-20-0
Roster Moves: FF: 0 Clavicle Learns Tackle. Boneypart Gains +1 AG Skeletor Raises peasant killed by Phalanges II, gives him jersey #16. Injury Report: none Commentary from da Coach: Had the game in the bag until Count Scapula failed the only dodge he was likely to need, whats worse is he was stunned, otherwise it's unlikely the Brets would have been able to score. As it was they needed a fairly large series of rolls strung together to pull it out (pickup, handoff, 1 die block, dodge, 2 go-for-its). For the second week in a row, I got just one card, Woof Woof!, which got me the ball in the first half, unfortunately the brets had the Deluge of Despair which kept me from scoring. They also had Knuckledusters but that didn't make much of a difference.