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In the Beginning

In the beginning, it was hopeless. The Humans had no chance. They fought a superior foe and an 
experienced one. The Homo Rapeins first played against the High Elves but it the game seemed to be 
ended when time ended. The Wizard from an unknown dimension cast a spell that caused the end of 
all time and  brought about the destruction of all life and races that played in the Blood Bowl. 
The Homo Rapeins only got to play for about one half and they were losing. So when they played 
their first game they were still playing so badly as beginners do. The game dragged on for a lot 
longer than a normal game because nearly everything was having to be replayed. The wizard 
responsible for turning back time so they could redo events even was getting irritated. Something 
was told to the wizard though that made him reassured this team would become faster than most in 
the league and that made the wizard not completely obliterate the Human team and all life on the 
planet. The game was not boring though. The Humans forced some turn overs with a dirty trick and 
some failed Go For Its from the High Elves. Then the riot sped the game up. People thought it 
would never end but it did after only 3 quarters. The Humans got worried at the loss of two of 
their players. One had an eye that was violently gouged out and everyone was sure he would miss 
the next game but thank the gods for apothecarys! He eventually was back in playable shape. 
Another of the players, who maybe should be renamed 'the coward' spent nearly the whole game on 
the side lines. Everyone could see he was fit to play and his injury was better but he kept on 
faking it and said he was still not ok to play. Even though they were two players down they still 
managed to score two touchdowns. The High Elves who where the obvious favorites scored four though 
and won easily. The Humans didn't play as bad as some teams first games have been and they should 
be kept an eye on in this league!