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Humans Chop Down The Wood Elves.

          6 turns overtime and 6 casualties. It should of been easier for the Humans to win with 
the few Elves they left on the field. There should of been more TD's by them but finally the Humans 
won 2-1 in overtime. After 7 losses maybe they finally have learned some things. If they haven't 
they still won. There was upset by both coaches about something. Rumor had it the human coach was 
having serious managerial problems regarding the team turns. The human coach was so bad that he was 
penalized once for it and that was after a whole lot of leniency by the other coach. Preliminary 
reports say 10 turns mismanaged out of 16 but with rumors you have to take it as only an 
approximation. But, Morg N' Thorg caused 3 casualties in his first game and Count Luthor killed one 
Elf giving him a casualty as well. The Wood-Elf Apothecary saved his life and the player was fine. 
The Rapiens were fighting only four players to their 10 and still couldn't move the ball with a 
wide open field. After blocking or moving against the elves there were no players to protect the 
Humans ball carrier and he was left open several times. Horrible offense and the elves quickly took 
advantage but both times the managed to just push back the player. Lucky break. It must of been the 
fear of 'Black Heart' that scared the elves into not being able to knock him down. The Throwers 
showed their competence and made two completes. They are earning their money forked out for them. 
So, Cheering fans and the eventual TD in overtime made the Human-Elves Matchup a good game for the 
Homo Rapiens.