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Flesh Golem in the End Zone!

  

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ScoreCasualtiesKills
2-04-20-1
Roster Moves: FF+1 Hired:
  • #9 Wight
  • #15 Chainsaw Zombie
  • Injury Report: none Commentary from da Coach: I wrote game over in my notebook after I won the toss and successfully managed to pick up the ball with Count Luthor (and injured two lineelfs on turn 1). Employed Kevin Penn's wildly successful (if entirely boring) Undead Strategy #1. The precepts of which consist of: Count Luthor is your best player, it is unlikely that he will fail picking up the ball, any dodges, and it's really hard to knock him down. Let him do everything and don't make any unnecessary rolls. Win! The other core principle is: don't use any player that doesn't regenerate. Handicap was no handicap as James rolled a one for cards yielding two cards, Big Match! and the infamous Magic hand of Jarek Longarm . That's pretty much a best case draw for me. Mine were nothing special, tho the Magic Foot may have ensured the win. My other, The Chuck wasn't needed as I had no catastrophic rolls. You know the game is going good when a flesh golem scores a TD. Note that two of the four casualties my guys had were self- inflicted dodging or go-for-its.