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Surrounded On All Sides By Complete Idiots

Analysis and Commentary by Blackspine Mountains Regional Lord and Potentate, Darius Griemm.
  
Dutifully scribed by manservant Kurg.
  


If any of you reading this are wondering which team is the worst in the league, now there 

is no doubt:  The Blackspine Shadows are the absolute bottom of the barrel.  Definitively proven 
  
this weekend when another contender for futility, a Chaos squad with the unlikely name of "Neon 

Knights", wandered out of the wasteland.  As we have done in the past with crunchy teams, our 
  
players immediately started rolling in the mud.  I thought that any fool could have foreseen this, 

 
but judging from the even odds placed on the match, most of the betting populace thought our Shadows
 
  
had a chance.  All the better for me that is, for I placed every spare gold crown I possessed on our
 
  
team to lose.