SPORTS PAGES

Magic Sponge Wipes Brights Clean!

(Lorien Tattler - CPI)
  


In the biggest upset of the young Dungeonbowl season,  the lowly Fadark Champions put 
 
on an offensive display and defeating the hitherfore undefeated Rainbow Brights 5-2.

Woodelf uber-catcher Swifty Studmuffin personally tacked on three, pushing his season total 
 
to 10.



The Chaos Dwarfs won the toss and started with the whacking.Their Minotaur Blocker was 

overamped  coming out of the tunnel.Early on he oft times went wild which seriously 

disrupting the big-hatted game plan.  Handsome and powerful Woodelf catchers scooped 
  
up several loose balls converting 2 defensive TD's.The 'Brights  finally put together a 
  
scoring drive and looked to be in great shape with half the Elf roster taking a siesta with KO's 
  
and Badly Hurt players (including Swifty).  Suddenly, just before half, the Woodelf Apothecary 
 
pulls a Magic Sponge out of the bucket and single-handedly puts the team back on the field.  

Swifty scores in 1 turn and puts the Champions up 3-1 at half. 



The second half started slowly as the woodelfs had unexpected trouble getting their first 

drive going.  Poor blocking put them in seriously bad shape giving the Chaos Dwarfs an 

opening.  However they were unable to capitalize and the Champs bounced right back. They 
 
scored on on turn three when the Minotaur Blocker, called an audible for himself rather than 

stopping the ball.  The Bright coach was visible upset, throwing his colossal helmet to the 
 
ground, killing several fans, and impaling a grog vender on the pointy spike. 



Finally - late in the game the Bright ground game got cranking and overwhelmed the noble 
 
elf squad,  but it was too late to be of any help.  They were able to please the home fans by  
 
getting their Sneaky Git into the endzone for a respectable 2nd score.  Swifty antagonized 
  
these fans though, by countering with yet another score to close out the game.

 
  


Roster Moves:
  
  Hired Catcher #2

Injury Report:
 
 NO LINGERING INJURIES!!!
 


Commentary from da Coach:Wild game as it was Elf ball at it's best, Hobgoblins kept 

dropping the ball.  Three good cards, Flu Bug, Stiletto, & Magic Sponge - The Cdwarf coach 
  
was crestfallen when ol' #15 came right back onto the pitch!  It pretty much made the 
 
difference.