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Neon Knights Sputter in Debut.

(Wasteland Gazette - CPI):

The new season went off with a whimper as the Knights let the Avengers stomp all over 
them in the opener. There wasn't a highlight to be shown in all of the Chaos boobery as not 
a single member of the team did anything worthwhile the entire game.  Cabalvision mages 
needed many a Kuoatum's Charm of Mental Acuity just to keep themselves awake enough 
to Tele-Cast it.  Indeed reports were that the whole eastern continent lost the feed, and no 
one noticed enough to complain!  

Roster Moves:  
  Hired Apothecary.
  
Injury Report:
   #9  Niggling - Smashed Knee

 
Commentary from da Coach:  Lost the toss, Orcs got numbers and a turnover card 
(Labbatt's Flying Fist) which was just enough to let him score. My Minotaur was all over the 
place, going wild 5 or 6 times (once I even re-rolled it once for another one, naturally the one 
turn he was closest to my own guys!)