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Mighty Mu'U Guarantees Victory!

 (Wasteland Gazette - CPI):
 
There was a certain swagger around the Neon Knight dressing room as they completed 
their  final practice before the big Dungeonbowl Semi-final today between teams two weeks 
ago all but given up for dead.  Star Minotaur Mu'U has personally guaranteed a victory in 
tonite's game. "they ain't got no one who can match-up pound for pound for the guys on this 
team.  I'm absolutely unstoppable.  No pansie-eating-big-haired-pointy-ears are going to be 
able to cross midfield, much less get the ball in the EZ.  We've got mad skillz, which all the 
ballet dancers in the wastelands won't be able beat"  Perennial All-Star Lord Borak was 
much more subdued: "I like our chances, this team's got heart, we're planning on taking it 
one game at a time, they've got a bench full of good players over there, we just need to give it 
110% and leave it all on the field.  If we play our A game, I'd say this game is very winnable" 
 

The game kicks off at 6pm and is shown internationally on Cabalvison channel #5.