The Orcadian Onslaught defeats the Mordhiem Prison Hardboys, in a fierce physical game.  The 
Hardboys engaged the orcs in a brutal game of hack 'em up football, showing little regard for the 
finer arts of game play.  Both halves of the game saw both teams meating each other, body for 
body.  The final minutes of the game, however, the Onslaught overwhelmed the Hardboys and ran in 
thier final score.  When aproached by this reporter, Warden Brewbaker only grumbled.  "Deese boys 
played right inna there hands!  Some peeples aint gettin' there conjikle visits!"