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Loss to Rotterdam delights Mordhiem coach.

   Monday nights game featuring the Rotterdam Roadkill vs. Mordhiem Hardboys was an exciting venue 
of well played ball.  The Roadkill played with all the visciouse skill of thier race, taking, and 
holding, an early lead.  Despite a slow start, The prisoners literally battled through both halves 
of the game, almost sending the game into overtime.  Warden Brewbaker (the Mordhiem coach) was 
quoted, saying: "Thas the ti..hic...type o' game...hic...I like ta...hic...see!"
                                   *  THIS JUST IN  *
   Warden Brewbaker of the Mordhiem prison system, and the coach of the Mordhiem Prison Hardboys 
bloodbowl team, just released this astonishing report:   " At nine A.M. Walthier Middowen, Uder 
wise known az prisoner #0928, "oo played our slot number five linecon; was sentanced to serve 25 
yearz fer unspeekable axts aginst an elven lords studden animalz.  'E waz remanded too da custidy 
of a Ulthooan prison fasility.  Ya know wat I tink, I tink it waz a sertin NAF rat hooz arainged da 
whole ting."