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Chaosium Maximus!

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Roster Moves:
  • Hired: Lord Mentos The Freshmaker
  • Lord Chlorox Learns Block
  • Injury Report: none Commentary from da Coach: Good old fashioned beat down. My Stink Bomb was the difference. Stopped his possession on turn 1 and he never saw the ball again! Not that I could do anything with it. Basically I just stood around and smashed heads. Borak gained possession on turn 2 of the second half when the ball bounced into his mitts, which unfortunately kept him from fouling. :( The Humies cards were good ones, Grasping Tentacles and I Am The Greatest, that is unless you never Dodge(!) or Score(!). Victory was assured when Frank was injured, leaving the humans with no way to counter 3 five Str players.