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Chaos Theory Invalidated!

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Roster Moves:
  • Hired: Lord Buick The Skylark
  • Lord Mentos learns to Block
  • Injury Report: Thx to my anemic casualty count, Amazons can cure my other MNGamer Commentary from da Coach: My cards were OK, Trampoline Trap and Rakarth's Obliteration. The key to this game was that I couldn't break Amazon armor, and they had no problem with ours. The Amazons also managed 7 casualties as opposed to 3 KOs!?! It wsa indicative of the game when I blitzed Zug with the chainsaw, missed, re-rolled, missed, needed to burn a turnover card inorder to keep attacking Zug with the chainsaw, missed!, re-rolled, a stun, foul zug with chainsaw assist, miss! Fouler ejected..... Defeat was assured when he rolled a Blitz for the OT kick-off coupled with my rolling of a double-skull on my intitial OT block, followed by miss- handled pick-up attempt, followed by a Snake-eye Wild-Animal Your Own Guy. (sigh)