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Chaos out Rat Bastards the Rat Bastard.

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2-06-278K$100K

Roster Moves:
  • Bucktooth gifted with a Magic Nose Ring (+1 AV)
  • Bought Re-Roll for 140K
  • Lord Buick learns Block
  • Beastman #9 rolls boxcars
  • Injury Report: Beastman 4 killed! Commentary from da Coach: Looked bad early on as I couldn't get the ball, and a well placed stink bomb had me on my heals. Suddenly Lord Buick nabs an Interception and the whole momemntum of the game changed! My guys suddenly came online and cleaned up but good. My cards were Magic Helmet and Kidnap Rival Coach which was only marginally useful as my team was so impressed by his Large Donation they gave the coach back. His were Stink Bomb, Illegal Drugs, Large Donation. Neither team's chainsaw ever started in the entire game! (mine was tossed after the first drive)