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Those Damn Amazons

Stats: +0 FF, 60k GP, 38k Fans, Storm Vermin and Gutter Runner gain a skill.

Skaven lost 0 to 3 against Amazons.  Energetic game but lost due to attrition and effective wall 
defense from Jaron. TIME WARP was played to have a Gutter Runner score but 2 steps away from the 
endzone he hit a PIT TRAP.  Since player had the ball a new kickoff was mandated.  Pitch Invasion at 
some point. A CRAZED REFEREE card was useless since there was no get the ref dice result on kickoffs.  
A Gutter Runner (Usul Atrades: the Kwisatz Haderach!) was killed (a superbeing killed by tripping over 
his tail on a dodge?)and rookie Skaven coach didn't have apothecary to heal him (can't time-space 
beings heal themselves or at least prevent their own death until a more meaningful event?!).  As 
block-headed as it was to not have it from the get-go, my poor defense is I was planning to buy one 
after the game.  Too little too late?  The Gutter Runner Furney Halleck killed a Blitzer making the 
mortality rate 2 for this game.  There was 6 for week two's games!;but pending is James vs. Jak.