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Championship dreams dashed for Dreamdancers.

In a back and forth rousing game against the Deathly Hallows that went into overtime, the elves were unable to pull out a victory 
despite what some fans were calling "A valiant Elfing!".  Within minutes of the last play of the game, the Dreamdancers vanished from 
the stadium.  Neither security officers nor reporters were able to ascertain their mode of escape.  However when we tracked them 
down at the team barracks we found a scene of devastation.  All indications were that the team were in the middle of packing their 
belongings for a quick getaway when they were surprised by their killers.  Every member of the team was found either stabbed, 
strangled, or shot with little chance to mount a defense for themselves.  The Dreamdancers head coach suffered "The Death of Seven 
Meathooks", an ancient Elven torture reserved for the most despised traitors of the Elven nation.