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Necros Lick the Lizards

   Eau De Lizards skinks ended up being the teams handicap(s) with lackluster scamperings. 
Lycanecrosis disappointed many fans today, not from a lack of physicality, oh no, it was their lack
of casualties.  Despite many knock downs on every turn, they were only able to make their most
violated victims bounce but a single time at the most.  It was only the skinks falling over their
own feet that allowed Lycanecrosis to win.

   "Flesh Golems are more than patched together bodies animated by hatred, they are perhaps the
pinnacle of corporeal undead craftsmanship.  Each body part is carefully chosen for whatever over
all end product the necromancer desires. then the body parts are carefully branded with Sigils of
Dark Intent wherever there is going to be an attachment made.  Enchanted thread made from the Hair
of Ravished Widows is then used to carefully suture each part together.
   *Remember I emphatically endorse necromancers gathering and preparing their own magic components.
 This is the only way to ensure that you have the right materials on hand, because most animations
allow you only one chance for success and dire consequences may occur with each failure.*
   The next step is to prepare the Bath of Children's Blood inside the thaumaturgic silver basin
described in chapter two.  The final steps are to conduct the Ritual of Binding just before inducing
an electrical current into your creation.   The branded sigils will activate and ligaments, tendons,
and bones will graft together and act as anchors for the malignant spirit you force into the
amalgamated manthing.  The Blood not only acts as the sacrificial component but is also a binding
agent for soft and hard tissues."  Coach Wyrdbitten's Necromancy made easy.