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Crusaders Shake Off Early Season Rust

(Bordeleux Review - CPI):
     
The Chaos Cup season got off to a jolly good start as the Not-So-Bright-Crusaders used an 
almost elfin defense to shutdown their Northern brethren, Ragnar's Ragnarok, in a 2-1 
victory.League officials,  hoping to generate excitement for the upcoming season, decided to 
induct the first person who scored into the Hall of Fame.The Crusaders led the Norsemen in 
all statistical categories, and cruised to an easy victory.  The only down note was a little first 
game jitters that had the rookie Crusader QB fumbling an inordinate number of pick-up and 
pass attempts.  By the second half he had settled down and the Boys from Bordeleaux were 
able to capitalize on some turnovers and win the game.
       
Roster Moves:
     Hired  Catcher #4
     FF +2 (HOF+post game)
     
Injury Report:
     None.
       
Commentary from da Coach:  Flu Bug took out a Norse Berzerker.  First half was a 
waste as the thrower botched at least 5 rolls (plus the Catcher missed one too!).  Just about 
every Kickoff went in my favor.