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Lizards Devour Darknail, Advance to Cup

The Darkelves won the toss and hoped to get on the board early.  Unfortunately the only 
thing their drive accomplished was having a lineelf squash the Lizard Wizard who had 
wandered too close to the side line.  The krox's and Sauruses bodied up on the elf QB, the 
Darkelves flooded the secondary with receivers, but is was all for naught as their blitzer 
dropped an easy pass in scoring position.  From then on it was an injury parade starting 
with the untimely death of Star WitchElf Roxanne Darknail, who was eaten whole by Star Krox 
Sokitoome.  Loco swept the field clean of elves but were stopped from scoring by a 
freebooted wizard.  

No worry, with a huge number advantage, they swept the Darkelves off the pitch once again 
and scored the winning TD on turn 8.



Roster Moves:
  • none
  • Injury Report: none! Commentary from da Coach: Needed but one Darkelf '1' on a catch to instigate the complete dismantling of his team. As it's the Playoffs, I needed to keep the Darkelves down so I applied the Boot early and often. You have to, or as the Oberwalds discovered, a couple of good rolls and they will get right back into the game. Fortunately for me, Roy didn't have any good rolls in his dice, and, minus his customary Flu Bug he was in a bad way.