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Loco Defeat Sandbaggers.

Riding a wave of success, the players union went on strike to capitalize on the surging 
interest in Loco-Mania.  Little did they know that the high cost of  the Pre-Game Human (as 
well as Dwarf, Skaven, Elf, and any other thing that moves) Sacrifice had left but 20K in the 
Operating budget.  It was immediately turned over to the players as they were looking a 
might peckish.  They blew it all on the Not-Dogs and Rat-on-a-Stick vendors at the stadium.

The game itself was not nearly as close as the score would indicate.  As no refs actually 
showed up, the boot was applied early and often to the crowds delight.  The play of the game 
was when the ace Bombadier had set up in his patented deep corner location, not realizing 
that Sokitoomi had a MV 7.  The Mad Bomber what bombs at midnight was soon surfing the 
crowd!.


  

Roster Moves:
  • FF +1
  • Retired #2 He's sucked up his last MVP.
  • Injury Report: none. Commentary from da Coach: Game was not as close as the score would have you believe. Villians basically had no opportunity from the get go. James went ahead and bought DP for his hobgoblin, which especially after we got the ref, made it such that we would be fouling the whole half, then as I got the ref again to start the second I thought I might as well keep it going. Unfortunately my foulers could only manage KO's. I had Healing Scroll which I luckily never needed and Morely's Revenge which is of marginal use. James rolled a one so he only got 3 cards, Player Strike, Burst Ball and #1 with a Bullet that had no particular effect of the game.