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BIG week 3 victory over the undefeated Hamburglers!

Arm and Hammer pull the big overtime upset against the Higher Rated Hthark Hamburglars. No quarter
was asked or given this game, The Arm and Hammer's Head Coach was quoted as saying this was a grudge
match and we aint showing mercy for any of our traitorous cousins, they made their ziggarats and now
they have to sleep in them. This win came at a high cost though, we pulled out all the stop and are
team is pretty smashed up now. Broki has a serious pinched nerve, he's 85% tops.  Thorek's knee is
pretty smashed up but he'll be back before our week five civil war against the Longbeards so we
shouldn't be too worried. As long as Broki's back doesn't act up we should have the numbers for week
four against them Norse boys. Arm and Hammer could be trouble for the league this season, showing a
respectable 2-1 record in week three is no small feat for any dwarf team, (pun not intended). Those
Norse boys best watch out "We hear they don't wear much in the pads department up North" "Arm and
Hammer is all about laying the smack down and we drop many mighty blows every game.