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CAPRICIONS GO HUNGRY AS GREENSKINS WIN 1-0

 
This was a long drawn out battle between The Capricions and the Gorgoth Greenskins. These teams from
 
  
the Crunchy division form the BIGGEST rivalry in the league, as well as one of the biggest in Blood 


Bowl history! Although the Head coaches of these two teams are long time friends, they were out for 


blood!(Or so they said) There has been some speculation surrounding this game.  First off, this was 


such a low scoring gam, only ONE touchdown ocurred, and it took 19 turns to do it! Secondly, no one 


was even remotely hurt. All injuries were either healed on site by team Apothecaries, or were so 
  
slight, that no player on either teams will even have to miss a game! Rumors say that the Greenskins
 
  
were bribed to stall ANY TDs until the last possible minute. Others say Capricions were paid off to 


take a dive, or even that THEY paid of the Greenskins not to hurt them. (these last 2 scenarios seem
 
  
ulikely to me) Either way, fans are outraged, and a full on NUFFLE investigation is under way.