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New coach makes good, old coach goes bad

Interview with new head coach, the troll Rip Sanders.
Da Timberwargs first win!
We finished the match thinkin' "Dwarfs are right good sportsmen", wot?  They didn't use the spikey 
bits on their gloves, so they hardly broke armor.  A coupla times they even managed to fumble the 
ball or trip over their own feet to give us the most ever touchdowns ever scored by an Orc team 
ever, which is 2.  So what if'n I can't count higher!  Two is da record!
  Then the stinkin' stunty gits done hired our venemous ex-coach to figure out the combination to 
our money box an' take our winnin's.  All, uh, a lot more'n 2 -- dat's for shure, got stolen!  How 
could he have guessed the combination of 1-2-1-2 is beyond me.  Must be lucky, that stinkin' git.
  But we don't need money, 'cuz we just pull our players outta da crowd!  Last play of the game, 
and diz right smart big 'un throws a pass into the other half of the crowd, knocking a fat dwarf 
fan right on his 'ead!  Signed him on the spot.
  Now, people might say we Trolls ain't too good at thinkin' and figurin', but I say that our boyz 
showed good motivation by given' 'em the HIT! HIT! HIT!  We actually caused casualties this game!  
TWO of 'em, which is the most casualties caused by this Orc team.  EVER!
Things are lookin' up.

Recap:
56,000 fans at the gate
70,000 gold winnings, which was promptly stolen by Dwarfs
apothecary worked!
signed blitzer kid with talent 
Blitzer #4 learns Pro and Mighty Blow, discovered his name is Wally Severback.