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Timberwargs new guys aren't working out.

Whatta buncha BUMS!  Stinkin' money-grubbin' BUMS!  Well, 'cept I didn't have to pay money for two 
of 'em... AN' I GOT WOT I PAID FOR!
    Fer instance, listen to dis:  Rookie Ogre, right?  Supposed to be a right good big guy.  
Manages to blow two go-for-its --WIT' REROLLS-- to open the door for da Nubian runner.  Then, to 
end the game, he manages to double double-down WITHOUT BLOCK!  Whatta bonehead.  That pretty much 
cost us da game.
    An' the blackorcs did nuthin'!  NUTHIN'!  For da fourth straight game.  Will dose guys ever get 
a skill?

Recap:
60,000 gold at gate
Lineorc #8 gets MVP and learns block, now named Ant Peeler.
Coach gives Rookie Ogre LVP and -5 SPPs.  One more and he'll take away the Mighty Blow skill.
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