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OLN Even Record in Interconference Play

OLN drubs SEBBH 3-0

 
Roster Moves:
  • FF +1
  • Quantus learns to Block
  • Margaret Pugalistus learns to Block
  • Injury Report:
  • Nun!
  • Commentary from da Coach: It was all over when my fans out numbered his to start the game. My Card handicap turned out to be nothing as I rolled a 1. Didn't matter as only one of our collective 4 cards was any good, that being my Healing Scroll. My other card, Snack Break, situationally was actually useful (expediting a score). Chris didn't use either of his, High Punt and Hide the Ball. Hows that for 4 cards? I was pretty fortunate inasmuch as I removed his troll slayer on the first block of the game, and my fans injured 2 via Thrown Rocks. From then on I managed to keep a numbers edge somehow. I was lucky that my harassing linenun downfield was actually the one who needed a TD when I got a lucky break and the ball popped into the open field. So I'll can it an unqualified success, getting out of a game with the team that could truly dismantle me given the chance.