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All About Oberwald

3-2 Overtime victory over Khemri.  Monsignor Oberwald carried the day by leaping the 
mummy line and scoring on turn 2.  Leaping the mummy line to 2-die his choice a rookie 
mummy ball carrier (which knocked the ball free leading to a score).  He capped it by 
stealing the win in OT.

Roster Moves:

  • Mary Pugalistus Killed by a Mummy!
  • Quantus learns Stand Firm
  • Roberts gains a +1 MA
  • The Pugnacius Sisters learn to Block
  • Injury Report:
  • Nun! (lasting anyway)
  • Commentary from da Coach: It was all over in OT when the Monsignor dodged into a TZ (fail), re-roll dodge, dodged out, blitzed to push a throw-ra away from the ball, both-down, dodge away, pick-up ball in TZ, dodge, WIN! Other than that this was an awful game where most of my turns ended early on failed dodges, Oberwald even did it one time. Lost a thrown rock, a couple brilliant coachings, a cheering fans, both coin flips, rolled a 1 for cards, coach Kidnapped!, my fan factor didn't improve, 6 cas against and a death, broke armor three times (all game).

    On the flip side I did pull the win outta my ass, and oddly enough my SPPs were perfectly placed. The almighty Nuffle allowed me to complete two passes for skills and the MVP went to a person who needed it. Lastly the player killed was a niggled linenun with no SPPs. My two cards I'll get You and Hawkfing'sCurse were decent.

    So in the final analysis a W is better than a L.