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Dwarves go a'bashun, but no skeletons a'crackin!

Arrr, a rough game to be shoor!.  Those mummies are tough mothers, but they went down just like the 
rest of them.  The thing about these undead is that the fall and break just fine, but they don't 
get hurt!  Grrr.  I scored in the first half, and the undead scored in the second.  The game went 
to overtime, and those wacky undead could not seem to get the ball to the in-zone!  Carlos 
MacMurphy tried to hit a mummy with his face, and the looney bugger got his eye stuck on a mummy's 
thumb!  Maybe all the trips to the carpet knocked a screw loose or something. Final score 1 - 1, 
tie.