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A celebration at Junyur Say-Ow's Sports Pub

The Sandy Eggo PD were called in to control the rioting and general naughtiness at Say-Ow's Sports 
Pub in Mishun Vallee in Sandy Eggo.  Crowds of rowdy Hooligans fans have trashed the place, 
throwing bottles of Corina Extra Gold and Guiness at each other as they partied in a fit of ethnic 
confusion.  The crowds cheered Connor MacGofar and his newly-signed cousin, Duncan, due to Connor's 
swift-footed maneuvering in the first two games.  When asked about his cousin, Duncan, as a 
possible compatriot in the limelight, Connor replied, "Wut, are ye' f***in' daft, laddy?!  There 
ken bee only one!"

Recap: Hooligans 3, Indignation 1.

No injuries or casualties done this week to the Hooligans, but the apothecary was kept busy helpin' 
out the Skaven, who, says the apothecary, Fixum MacBluddy, "... were a fine bunch o' lads!"