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Dogs Snatch Defeat from Victory!

Our ignominious Uberdogs have once again screwed the proverbial pooch with an 0-2 loss to the
Lizards of Oz.  They couldn't carry a play to save their lives, but their low-class breeding came
through with an impressive two casualties against the cold-blooded scions of Slann.  Forgive us if
we hasten to mention the victims were poor and defenseless skanks!  Er, sorry... we meant Skinks. 
We were told not to write about the skanks.